Sunday, February 06, 2005

 

The Latest On Stuff That's Gonna Cause Cancer

The National Toxicology Program has released their 11th update of the big list of things that will kill you, that is if you don't get hit by a bus, eaten by wild dogs, or crushed in a naked lady avalanche. Now, even grilled meat and drinking beer has the potential to trigger unwanted cell growth. Clearly, this wasn't the leading cause of death for Vikings, so perhaps they had the right idea in choosing their particular lifestyle.

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