Tuesday, February 01, 2005


I Hear We're Sending In Duke And Snake Eyes

The American POW that was reported earlier today appears to have actually been a 12" action figure:

A photograph posted on an Islamist Web site appears to be that of an action
figure and not a U.S. soldier being held hostage.

Liam Cusack, the marketing coordinator for Dragon Models USA, said the
figure pictured on the Web site is believed to be "Special Ops Cody," a military
action figure the company manufactured in late 2003.

I hear that Destro and the COBRA Commander are very disappointed with the hackery of this failed PR attempt.

That must be why people thought Bush had a plastic turkey when he went to Iraq for Thanksgiving in 2003... they figured it was for our plastic action-figure troops:

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