Thursday, December 23, 2004
Self-defense (defence?), English-style; Or, How To Be A Pussy
When individuals are confronted by intruders there are some actions they should
follow. Direct contact should be avoided whenever possible. If unavoidable, the
victim should adopt a state of active passivity. In most cases the best form of
defence is always avoidance. If this isn’t possible, act passively, be careful
what you say or do and give up valuables without a struggle. This allows the
victim to take charge of the situation, without the intruder’s awareness,
through subtle and non-confrontational means. People can cooperate but initiate
nothing. By doing nothing there is no chance of inadvertently initiating
violence by saying something such as "Please don’t hurt me".
What a steaming load of crap. I prefer to dial 1-800-Mossberg.